you’re introduced to so and so. you bump into someone on the streets. you kiss someone for the first time. you bridge the gap between friends and business partners. you fall in love and spend two weeks in peru traipsing through the andes.

then it happens:

you hate them. you regret the day you were introduced.

true-life stories about getting burned, getting bummed out and getting bent out of shape. stories about being vain and spiteful and silly and unhappy. stories for when you just feel like telling that person, that fucking moron in your life who you can’t seem to erase, “sorry we met.”